My Flag (You're Never Gonna Get It)

My Flag (You're Never Gonna Get It)
By En Rogue From Their Hit Album "Chunky Gibbage"

[ Some people just don't get the message! ]

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Cheesy Lyrics

No, you're never gonna get it.
Never ever gonna get it.
No, you're never gonna get it.
Never ever gonna get it.

[ repeat ]

I remember how you used to look,
before I blew your ass down off that hook!
Now you're thinkin' that you'll get my flag,
but in the end you're such an easy frag!

What makes you think you can just snatch my flag away?
Without a good fight? No way!
So I just lie in wait to foil your strategy,
cuz you're just target practice, for me!

No, you're never gonna get it. (Not this time!)
Never ever gonna get it. (My flag.)
No, you're never gonna get it.
(You had your chance to make a capture.)

[ repeat ]

Now you threaten to sneak past my guard.
Save your breath, you won't get very far!
Many times you get so close to it,
but the only thing you get is blown to bits!

It doesn't matter if you circle or you strafe.
Only a fool would think, that's safe!
So maybe next time you'll give my clan a little respect.
Then you won't be hearing us say, "Hooray!"

No, you're never gonna get it. (Not this time!)
Never ever gonna get it. (My flag.)
No, you're never gonna get it.
(You had your chance to make a capture.)

[ repeat 3 times ]

Just in case you think you'd like to bring a friend:
I'll gib you both. I will defend!
Some time I might just make a little run of my own.
Then I will carry your banner, back home!

[ And now it's time for a Quake down ... ]

Never gonna get it, never gonna get it!
Never gonna get it, never gonna get it!
Never gonna get it, never gonna get it!
Never gonna get it (whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa)

Never gonna get it, never gonna get it!
Never gonna get it, never gonna get it!
Never gonna get it, never gonna get it!
Never gonna get it, never get it!

No, you're never gonna get it. (Not this time!)
Never ever gonna get it. (My flag.)
No, you're never gonna get it.
(You had your chance to make a capture.)

 
Non-Dairy Version

My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It)
By En Vogue, from the album "Funky Divas"

No, you're never gonna get it (Ow!)
Never ever gonna get it (No, not this time)
No, you're never gonna get it (My love)
Never ever gonna get it

(repeat)

I remember how it used to be
You never was this nice, you can't fool me
Now you talkin' like you made a change
The more you talk, the more things sound the same

What makes you think you can just walk back into her life
Without a good fight? Oh...
I just sit back and watch you make a fool of yourself
Cuz you're just wasting your time, oh...

No, you're never gonna get it (Not this time)
Never ever gonna get it (My lovin')
No, you're never gonna get it
(Had your chance to make a change)
Never ever gonna get it

(repeat)

Now you promise me the moon and stars
Save your breath, you won't get very far
Gave you many chances to make change
The only thing you changed was love to hate

It doesn't matter what you do or what you say
She doesn't love you, no way
Maybe next time you'll give your woman a little respect
So you won't be hearing her say, "No way"

CHORUS

Doesn't matter what you do or what you say
She don't love you, no way
Maybe next time you'll give your woman a little respect
So you won't be hearing her say, "No way"

[And now it's time for a breakdown...]

Never gonna get it, never gonna get it
Never gonna get it, never gonna get it
Never gonna get it, never gonna get it
Never gonna get it (whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa)

Never gonna get it, never gonna get it
Never gonna get it, never gonna get it
Never gonna get it, never gonna get it
Never gonna get it, never get it

No, you're never gonna get it (Sweet lovin')
Never ever gonna get it (Sweet lovin')
No, you're never gonna get it (My lovin')
Never ever gonna get it (My lovin')
No, you're never gonna get it (Sweet lovin')
Never ever gonna get it (My lovin')
No, you're never gonna get it (Sweet lovin')
Never ever gonna get it (My lovin')...

 
Lyric reworked by CheeseWhistle