Spacetec Donates 'Real' SpaceOrb 360 to NASA SPACETEC HQ & CHEESE AGING FACILITY, CA (Fragmaster) - Today, Spacetec IMC Corp. donated a "real" SpaceOrb 360 to NASA, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration. ![]() The "real" SpaceOrb is about the size of a space shuttle and houses four astronauts. An anonymous source claimed that it fits "one man, four women and a midget with a camera. If you take out toilet." NASA thanked Spacetec officials, though it faces some difficulties: "Well. . . actually. . . we're having a bit of trouble trying to figure out how to operate it," McFaden admitted when asked why the hell they weren't using the damn thing. "Oh, and if I hear one more testicle joke I'm gonna tear out somebody's rectum!" ![]() According to conspiracy expert Ian Runinouttanames, NASA already conducted a test of the real SpaceOrb and it "really screwed up and blew up near this big hidden supply of nuclear firearms the government keeps and yeah. . . and yeah. . . seven hundred people got killed and YEAH. . . and. . . YEAH!" At that point he started humming the X-Files theme, and could not be reached for further comment. According to experts, approximately 3% of Quake players use the SpaceOrb 360 (The mini-version) and approximately 54% of Quakers own one. We asked 100 SpaceOrb-owning Quake players how they got their SpaceOrb. Here are the results: 64% Won it in a contest 12% Found it on the floor after a LAN party 10% Won it in a goddamn contest 6% Found it in a box of Quaker Jacks 5% Bought it 2% Were too drunk to remember 1% Found it in a deflated Love-Ewe "I tore that ball thinggy off my SpaceOrb and used it to serve Yoo-Hoo at social engagements." Said one straggly Quake fan who obviously didn't have a social life. "Hey, I'm not a nerd. I'm a. . . computer enthusiast. <snort>" Spacetec could not be reached for comment as they were in the process of developing a new controller for a fishing simulation. |
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