Pauly Shore Joins id DALLAS, TX (GoldenHog) - With the recent death of Pauly Shore's career and the departure of several members of id Software, id's lead programmer John Carmack announced yesterday its decision to hire the talentless actor to serve as comic relief during the hectic development process of Quake 2. ![]() Not everyone at id appproves of the new employee, however. Programmer John Cash has openly expressed his disappointment at John Carmack's new recruit: "Carmack's always had a twisted sense of humor, but this one takes the cake," remarked Cash. "I mean, Pauly's so-called jokes actually crack him up! John should stick to putting little programmers' jokes into his code that only people like Jack Mathews would understand." Despite the resentment from his fellow employees, Shore remains as 'entertaining' as ever: "Check it, bro!" remarked Shore. "In Quake, there's, like, Pauly-gons!" |
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