Sujoy Roy Appointed as Prime Minister
LONDON, UK (Casper) - In a surprise move, Britain's Labour Party appointed Quake player Sujoy Roy as Prime Minister to head the new government. The move will make Sujoy Roy the youngest Prime Minister in 185 years. Most of the British population are in shock, as they expected popular candidate and Labour Party leader Tony Blair to be a lock for the position. ![]() "We just didn't think he [Blair] had the balls to stand up to the European Union," an inside source told this reporter. "On the other hand, we know Sujoy won't stand for any bloody crap that those EU blokes will try to pull. If they try to force the European Currency Unit on us, we know Sujoy won't hesitate to pull out a rocket launcher and gib the whole bloody lot of 'em. Sujoy is definitely the man for dealing with the future of Britain and Europe." ![]() "We in the Conservative Party are appalled that the Labour Party, a group that claims to support the poor, downtrodden, and lagged, would appoint a low ping bastard and notorious camper such as Sujoy Roy to represent themselves before the world." Sujoy was quoted merely as saying, "They'd better be wearing armour." |
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