NY's Dept. Of Transportation Eagerly Awaiting Quake Rally NEW YORK, NY (Satan)- A source from within the New York Department of Transportation released information related to an exciting new program being implemented within the Driver's Licensing division of the DoT. Speaking on condition of anonimity, a janitor at the DoT headquarters said that applicants within the next few months may be issued a driver's license without ever taking a test behind the wheel of a moving vehicle, thanks to the upcoming Quake modification Quake Rally from the Impact Development Team. ![]() Apparently, the DoT has already developed a cockpit-like driving interface for the game and cannot wait to run the program through its final test phases before offering it to the public. The reasons behind this new high-tech testing program are the crowded streets in the urban areas of NY and the hazards in taking an unexperienced driver on the road. ![]() Only one concern has been voiced regarding the new program: its implementation date. "Who knows how long those weenies at the DMV will play with it before releasing it for use in license exams," said the anonymous source. "I mean, they say they may need "2 weeks" for beta testing but I say thats a bunch of hooey. These are the same folks who make you wait in line while they gib the guy who is making the line next to you wait, and claim to be busy working." |
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