Carmack's Ferrari Made 'Internet-Ready'![]() "It seemed like the thing to do. With pagers, microwaves, coffee makers and whatnot being turned into net-savvy appliances, it didn't seem right to give away a flashy sports car without installing the proper tools to connect to the Internet," said Roger Myers, public relations officer for MPlayer. "Besides, if Quakeworld is any indication of the future, we're going to need to venture into another market in order to continue exploiting the public with costly and unnecessary technologies." ![]() "Sure, we turned an ass-kicking expression of pure fun and joy into a worthless, finicky, unusable pile of shit, but isn't that what we did to Quake?" asked Myers. John Carmack was unavailable for comment. |
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