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Camper Tournamer Drags On THE INTERNET - For over two months now, the First Annual Campers' Competition has been at a stalemate, with eight of the world's cheapest Quakers holding their positions at select weapon- and powerup-respawning areas. ![]() PLAYER: 0 PLAYER: 0 AOL_RULEZ: 0 PLAYER: 0 T1_BASTARD: 0 BILL_GATES: 0 PLAYER: 0 MR_CLEAN: -1 Unsurprisingly, none of the campers have scored a frag, as none of them have even left their sniping spots. MR_CLEAN however, succumbed to sleep a few nights ago and drowned in his underwater camping grounds, hence the negative score. A few contestants contributed some comments: "I haven't seen daylight since early March," remarked one of the PLAYERs. "I've skipped going to the john for a week," admitted T1_BASTARD. "My room's starting to smell pretty bad." ![]() At the rate things are going, observers predict that the tournament will eventually have to be renamed the Second Annual Campers' Competition. Despite this, others remain optimistic: "SOOnER oR LaTEr ThESe DEwDs R GoNnA CrACk," said AOL_RULEZ. "THeN iLL fRoG EM!!!!!! IlL GaB Em gOOd!!!!!!!!" On the bright side, no one seems to be complaining about server lag. . . . |
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